Saturday, August 12, 2006

alvida kehna padega

It’s really a very bad time, to be in karan johar’s boots right now. Now, don’t mistake me, I have never liked a single movie of his, and have not yet committed the sin, of watching any of them on the big screen.

Far from it, I am in fact, as my classmates will testify, quite the bugbear, when it comes to discussions on his oeuvre.

But you have to feel sorry for the guy. His latest tear jerker was released yesterday, amidst tremendous hype, and within one hour of the ending of the first screening, news channels(except that supposed saint NDTV) went on a blitz, to cover audience reactions.

And, most of them announced quite smugly, that KANK was more SKUNK and was surely going to TANK at the B.O.

Well, it seems surprising, that one man and his movie would draw such ire, from the media.

Sure, it’s a lousy movie. Even my friends who absolutely devour rona dhona stuff reverently, told me that this was definitely not a movie that was worth the 150 bucks they forked out.

Sure, the movie doesn’t live upto it’s hype, and the music sounds just like a cover version of Kal Ho Naa Ho.

Sure, SRK hams his way throughout, and the others really have not much to do, in substantial terms.

But surely, those aren’t causes enough, for this outrage and vitriol to come out in full force.

Headlines Today, in particular, seems pleased to announce that KANK is not a “ Typical Karan Film”.

Poor guy has just made 2 movies before this, and produced two. How can a generalization be arrived at?

And about the hype, well, it’s the movie biz for god’s sake.. try investing 40 Crores and then not publicize your efforts.. plus, wasn’t the media too, eager to partake in adding to the hype?

Don’t mistake me. I am not suggesting anyone to watch this movie. Nor am I defending Karan as a director.

All I am saying is, give the guy a break. This movie doesn’t look like it’s going to top this year’s collection records.

That ought to be verdict enough.

4 comments:

Vinay Sekhar said...

Dude you know what the saddest part is... some reviewers are calling it the most mature of K Jo's movies.. to call something most mature.. implies that the other two must have been mature.. well.. the saddest part is.. if KANK flops.. or rather if it is not as big as it was expected to be.. K Jo is gonna go back to his old style.. and if KANK is a hit... hmmmm...

Anonymous said...

Am reminded of my partner-in-crime (what with her loathing for K Jo) quoting some random TV host back when Kal Ho Na ho released - K Jo has to be the best business man in India, because if a person can sell a movie like K H N H, he can sell anything.

This isn't worth your time and blogspace, if you ask me.

archith said...

@ vinay: u said it..
@ kritiga: hey, it's a free forum re.. just expressing whatever runs thru my mind..

Anonymous said...

You seriously are capable of writing better stuff. Leave alone the K-Jo-Khan thingy.